On the first week of training my coach gave to me
an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the second week of training my coach gave to me
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the third week of training my coach gave to me
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the fourth week of training my coach gave to me
four dodging turds
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the fifth week of training my coach gave to me
five golden blings
four dodging turds
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the sixth week of training my coach gave to me
six clothes a-layering
five golden blings
four dodging turds
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the seventh week of training my coach gave to me
seven laps a-swimming
six clothes a-layering
five golden blings
four dodging turds
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the eighth week of training my coach gave to me
eight cups a-chocolate milking
seven laps a-swimming
six clothes a-layering
five golden blings
four dodging turds
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the ninth week of training my coach gave to me
nine blisters a-popping
eight cups a-chocolate milking
seven laps a-swimming
six clothes a-layering
five golden blings
four dodging turds
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the tenth week of training my coach gave to me
ten hills a-climbing
nine blisters a-popping
eight cups a-chocolate milking
seven laps a-swimming
six clothes a-layering
five golden blings
four dodging turds
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the eleventh week of training my coach gave to me
eleven sprints a-sprinting
ten hills a-climbing
nine blisters a-popping
eight cups a-chocolate milking
seven laps a-swimming
six clothes a-layering
five golden blings
four dodging turds
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
On the twelfth week of training my coach gave to me
twelve races a-PR'ing
eleven sprints a-sprinting
ten hills a-climbing
nine blisters a-popping
eight cups a-chocolate milking
seven laps a-swimming
six clothes a-layering
five golden blings
four dodging turds
three bib pins
two running gloves
and an ice wrap for my achy knee.
Happy Holidays Runners.
Love,
B.o.B.
30 comments:
Love this!! Happy Holidays :)
L.M.A.O.!!! Love it! :)
This is great. I most like 3 bib pins (since I'm seemingly always missing one) and all the ice wraps (never can have enough these days). Have a merry!
I just adore your humor! Happy Holidays to you too my friend!
Well done... I love how you word played the original through the first 8 verses and then kinda did your own thing after that! No one really knows what comes after 8 maids a milking anyway cuz no one is listening anymore at that points (maybe like no one is reading anymore at that point?!?).
LMFAO! Is it bad that I was singing it in my head to the actual tune and went throug each of them! Hehehehe! Very cool! Happy Monday!!
LOL love it!
best running/christmas song ever!
Super cute!!
You are so creative.....such a perfect song for a runner:)
Love it!?!?
Love, love, love this!!
What kind of coach do you have?
Only three bib pins - wtf?
Six layers in Florida - double wtf?
Although with 12 PRs - what the heck, I'd take it too.
So cute! Love your version of the song.
Love it!
AWESOME!
haha...i love it!
Did you ever get that fourth bib pin? If not you can have mine. I use the race belts that don't require the pins.
HURRAY!! Awesome rendition, B.O.B!
Great job B.o.B.!
fyi - too many comments on the 3 pins. Before I use a race belt (kind of picked that up with the tri thing), I have actually used 3 bib pins many times - 2 on each side and one on the top - I always put them on my shorts - so when I take my shirt off I still have on my number! And I try not to have a pin on the bottom since it gets a tad too close to my private parts!
those are great!! i love the ice wraps and the 3 bib pins. does this mean you're going for 12 pr's next year?
Four Dodging Turds huh? Very cool post. Hey, when are you going to do one on nothing but poop? lol. Happy Holidays!
Ha!! Too cute, have a great holiday!!
SO VERY CLEVER!!!
Very cute. Merry Christmas!
very fun b.o.b! you are too creative :)
merry christmas!
love.it.
Outstanding!
I have tears rolling down my cheeks! Hilarious! I had to tweet the link. This is destined to become a classic.
Hope you are having a wonderful Holiday season. Thanks for being around and for all your help and support this past year. Merry Christmas!
Gosh, I am seeing this way late. Finally playing catch-up with all my favorite blogs! This is fantastic! You are so talented, lady!
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