Hey friends of my mom, B.o.B. It's me again. The Lloydster. Lloyd-a-rama. Lloydski. Lloyd Monster. It's me, Lloyd. I don't want you all thinking this is mom typing this cause I have some important stuff to discuss with you all and I've once again snuck onto the computer while she's out doing whatever it is that she does in her tight clothing. Only this time, it seems to be extra tight clothing.
Clothing. Meh. It's for the humans.
Anyway non-furry friends, I'd like to know what the heck has gotten into Mom this time. I've never seen her like this. Sure, she's been all weird before she comes home with one of those big, shiny, metal necklaces, but this time she's super weird.
I've noticed her taking out that wheeled contraption from the guest room and hauling it down the stairs, and up the stairs, down the stairs, and up the stairs. I thought it was a new coat rack but apparently she just likes wheeling it around. She's always very tense when she leaves with it.
And I've noticed that she sometimes comes home with her head fur all wet and again with the extra tight clothing.
It's all quite strange really.
This week she's been tossing and turning in my bed and eating all sorts of junk. (Although, I don't mind the last part too much as I'm getting some Cheez-Its tossed my way.) It's like she's preparing to go to war or something.
All I know is that, again, she's disrupting my belly rubs, naps, and sleeping in. Please let me know how I can help this new deranged woman who has taken over my mom's body. And as per usual, don't let her know I stole the computer again. I mean it. This is my serious face.
Clothing. Meh. It's for the humans.
Anyway non-furry friends, I'd like to know what the heck has gotten into Mom this time. I've never seen her like this. Sure, she's been all weird before she comes home with one of those big, shiny, metal necklaces, but this time she's super weird.
I've noticed her taking out that wheeled contraption from the guest room and hauling it down the stairs, and up the stairs, down the stairs, and up the stairs. I thought it was a new coat rack but apparently she just likes wheeling it around. She's always very tense when she leaves with it.
And I've noticed that she sometimes comes home with her head fur all wet and again with the extra tight clothing.
It's all quite strange really.
This week she's been tossing and turning in my bed and eating all sorts of junk. (Although, I don't mind the last part too much as I'm getting some Cheez-Its tossed my way.) It's like she's preparing to go to war or something.
All I know is that, again, she's disrupting my belly rubs, naps, and sleeping in. Please let me know how I can help this new deranged woman who has taken over my mom's body. And as per usual, don't let her know I stole the computer again. I mean it. This is my serious face.
Your help is appreciated. And as such I may even let you pet my belly.
-Lloyd
7 comments:
Dearest Lloyd,
I'm sorry your momma is being so crazy, I am doing my best from afar to encourage her and remind her how awesome she is so she'll settle down but let's face it... she's crazy around race time and you just need to let this pass in due time.
Miss your ragmuffin face!
Love,
The Redhead
Too cute!!!! Oh wait not cute that is the serious face, I forgot. I'm sorry we will try to stage an intervention!
As long as you're getting Cheeze Its, you shouldn't complain. Seriously, food made by God himself.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA, hilarious. I like you Lloyd, your pretty freakin' cute (plus, randomly, that's on of my nicknames - long story, ha).
Poor Lloyd. You're super adorable. You can crash at my place until your mom calms down. We've been looking to adopt a doggie.
This is so freaking adorable. I love your dog. I would so give him a belly rub. :)
LMFAO!!! Classic post!
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